Snapshot: Creepin'
This is one of the points in the year when I.Cannot.Even.
There are only three days left (now 2) until our first big break and I feel like my brain stays at home while my body goes to work. The students are in the same boat and we are slowly sinking together.
One year at my old school during state testing, we had to eat in the room with our students. I just happened to bring leftover Pei Wei that day AND had snagged a pair of chopsticks to eat it with.
That was so dumb. I had NEVER done either of those things before, and the students then thought I ate out of Chinese containers with chopsticks for every meal. Because of course I did.
Today, history repeated itself and a teacher offered me one of her take out egg rolls at lunch. Even though I was like, "Oh, I can't eat that, blah blah blah, healthy eating, blah blah blah..." I then took it without much contest at all. Instead of eating it in the lounge, I sauntered off to the hallway to walk back to my classroom. Eating an egg roll. Students were looking at me like, "I knew it!"
Why I do these things, I'll never know.
Why V did an entire photo essay of "creeper" photos at the Arboretum last weekend, I'll also never know.
Instead of the 12 Days of Christmas display, he insisted that we take pictures of him at every station creepin' in some way.
This is how you go on lists you don't want to be on.
Help us! Really, just help Alex. He's an innocent bystander in all the madness.
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